One proposed origin relates to the Last Supper. Judas, the thirteenth guest, was instrumental in the Crucifixion of Jesus, which happened on a Friday. Another is that Eve offered the apple to Adam on a Friday or the slaying of Abel happened on a Friday. Another is about an event.It is also sometimes claimed that the superstition derived from the massacre of the Knights Templar on Friday October 13, 1307. King Philip IV of France ordered the destruction of the Templars, after having claimed that they were engaged in heretical practices. Philip sent letters to his forces all over the country with instructions to open that morning. The orders were simple - seek out and arrest all known members of the Knights, slaughter those that resisted, and capture Jacques DeMolay, the last known Grand Master of the Knights Templar.
I have also heard about this comet but some sientists think that this comet might not hit earth. U might think sending a nuke and blowing it up might be a good idea but acually it wont because insted of having 1 meater hitting earth u will have thousands of tiny peaces hitting our planet. But they also have this thoery that has to do with rockets and ussing their propulsion to shift the commet of its coarse. I heard about it on NOVA. u should check out their website if u would like 2 find out.
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I talked to my higher Up's in the WKS and we started on a proposal of a sort to actually be able to raise moeny for the Australian Bush Fire haps. Man i can't believe it's actually Arson. My god! How can this be happening. Still the Kola being rescued is a significant sign of hope. i hope more rescuing comes.
I'm still baffuled by the young set of parents in England. You know the 13 year old boy and 15 year girl who now have a child. My goodness, although teen pregnancy is something i see everyday now, it's making me wonder, what's really going to happen?
If i do have a daughter, i don't want her snatched away from me, in her teens! That's too early! Yes i would be emotional! I AM!
Lil' johnny and Jesus
CAUTION: This Joke is not meant to be offencive.
A sunday school teacher was concerend that one of his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "he's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"well" Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father fets up, bangs tge bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, Are you still in there?!'"
Red Neck Mother
A women walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
"WOW", the social worker exclaims, "Are they all yours?"
"Yep they are all mine" the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, "sit down, Leroy". All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "tehn you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
"This is my oldest, he is Leroy"
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well this one, he is Leroy also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all the boys are named Leroy. Then she introduced the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right" says the case worker. "I'm seei a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their momma replies, "Well, yes -- it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' And when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all come running. And if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy!' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"Then I call them by their last names."
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